Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for November 08, 2021

Was a license negotiated with Marge Simpson® ?

Blogs are a gateway sin to Tik-Toks, Instagrams, and other things God hates.

The row of ladies had their photo taken shortly before the final touches (skunk stripes) were applied.

https://twitter.com/ameliamangan/status/871110216338751489

Hey, you leave my blog out of this.

On another note, I met the Three Stooges backstage at a short-lived amusement park called Freedomland in – I think – around 1961. By that time they were tired old men who wanted nothing more than to blow that crab shack, but it was one of the highlights of my young life.

Dr. Suess follower’s laid down the tracks to duck under low doorways. The Cat in the Hat was made to fits of agony. The buck stops here. Curses doc I measure two foot taller. But the blog’s doors are awesome. Carry on…

These kids caught COVID on ward 10 years. A side effect when it mashed w/cure for balding.

Because my bath mat blog was getting more traffic than the official Froglandia Bath Mat Factory web page, it was subjected to a variety of hair-raising curses and nuisance spells. Eventually, I was forced to shut it down, and redirect web traffic to the official FBMF web site through an embedded link, in order to prevent the presence of a frog in my coffee cup every morning. I still don’t know how that worked, but once I shut down the blog, it stopped.

The font would have had to be a lot smaller for “Curse you and your Twitter® Account.”

I wonder if Teresa is recapping a dream today. Because I think I’m going to have nightmares myself.

Don Knotts had a pretty good straight man in Andy Griffith.

GASP!

I’ve seen beehive hairdos, but this is the hornets nest!

Early advertisement for Hair Club for Women?

Children of the bride of Frankenstein.

“AND” is the cutest one …!

Be with us as the Brady Bunch visit England in this very special two part adventure.

How disturbing. The one on the far right looks like my father as a teenager.

Beehive yourself.

“Oh, beehive!”

Tranny trainees? These boys will serve as the “Brides of Frankenstein” chorus in the Froggy Follies of 2022 once they successfully complete rehearsals. Any countertenors in the group?

I hear the Follies’ theme for the coming season is “spoofing the spoof,” a parody of The Rocky Horror Picture Show….