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Okay … did you bring a copy of your birth certificate? Other dating sites may be less careful, but here at the Bathmat Annex Livery Stable and Dating Bureau (known colloquially as the “Peek and Shriek”) we take pride in accuracy.
[Legal]:Societal standards of objectification need not apply. Customer/supplicants may experience some variance in results.
You tell me how old he is and I’ll judge for myself. As it is, getting only a rear view of his black hat, black coat, and black pants, I cannot begin to guess “how he looks for his age”. He does strike a pose, though. Theatrical experience, or does he just do cartoon appearances these days?…
Randy B Premium Member over 2 years ago
If he were “New In Box”, he might be worth something. Alas.
The Old Wolf over 2 years ago
There may be snow on the roof, but there’s still fire in the furnace!
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 2 years ago
They kept him oiled and polished, all the fluids topped up, so the corrosion is minimal, and all the gaskets are sound.
3hourtour Premium Member over 2 years ago
…I am just a boxer though my story’s seldom told…
…yeah, yeah, they say that about all us grandpas …
…don’t shovel the snow…
…it’ll give you a heart attack…
…why, he can still make his own tea…
…elastic knee braces…
…compression socks…
…I even know which Amtrak app to use…
…I remember coffee so strong and cheap you could stick a fork in it…
…and I’d stay there…
…Choice & Sanborn…
…pots didn’t turn off back then…
…ya brewed it ’til it was a most powerful hot syrup…
…make ya twitch your eye and shutter your teeth…
…how else ya gonna work a 12 hour day at the bathmat factory…
…ya sissies…
Linguist over 2 years ago
I’m in darn good shape … for the shape, I’m in!
coltish1 over 2 years ago
Okay … did you bring a copy of your birth certificate? Other dating sites may be less careful, but here at the Bathmat Annex Livery Stable and Dating Bureau (known colloquially as the “Peek and Shriek”) we take pride in accuracy.
[Legal]:Societal standards of objectification need not apply. Customer/supplicants may experience some variance in results.
coltish1 over 2 years ago
Suggestions for Sister Teresa’s Litany of Saints on the Blog:
Deadpan comedians – St. Buster Keaton
Mapmakers – Azimuthal of Amsterdam
Women on a Diet – St. Roseann Arnold, Lizzo the Inclusive
Birth Control – Amy Coney Barrett
Women’s Rights – Amy Coney Barrett
Leaders of Mutinous Subordinates – Francis of Rome
Deceptively Great Musicians – St. Frank Zappa
Radish... over 2 years ago
Don’t look a gift Horace in the mouth.
Howard'sMyHero over 2 years ago
The scribbles are fading, but there they are @ @ o o ….
*Space Madness at The Station* over 2 years ago
Unknown Saint
Saint Columbo
Still a Sears Sucker from catalog
6turtle9 over 2 years ago
Nobody likes a show off. Please close your trench coat, and leave that poor lady in the window alone.
Radish... over 2 years ago
The new American Marathon, The Running from the Bullets
Radish... over 2 years ago
Captain Beefheart, Old art at Play
Pappy with the Khaki sweatband bowed goat potbellied barnyard that only he noticed
The old art was smart
The old gold cloth madonna
Dancin’ t’ the fiddle ’n saw, he ran down behind the knoll
And slipped on his wooden fishhead
The mouth worked ’n snapped all the bees back to the bungalow
Momma was flattenin’ lard with her red enamel rollin’ pin
When the fishhead broke the window
Rubber eye erect and precisely detailed
Airholes from which breath should come is now closely fit
With the chatter of the old art inside
An assortment of observations took place
Momma licked her lips like a cat
Pecked the ground like a rooster
Pivoted like a duck
Her stockings down caught dust and doughballs
She cracked her mouth glaze, caught one eyelash
Rubbed her hands on her gorgeous gingham
Her hand grasped sticky metal intricate latchwork
Open to the room, a smell of coal mixed with bologna
Rubber bands, crumpled wax-paper bonnets, fat goose legs ’n special jellies
Ignited by the warmth of the room
The old far smelled this through his important breather holes
Cleverly he dialed from within
From the outside we observed that the nose of the wooden mask
Where the holes had just been a moment ago
Was now smooth, amazingly blended, camouflaged in
With the very intricate rainbow trout replica
The old far inside was now breathin’ freely
From his perfume bottle atomizer air bulb invention
His excited eyes from within the dark interior glazed
Watered in appreciation of his thoughtful cleveration
.
the censor intervened
Ray*C over 2 years ago
Doesn’t look like he’ll ever be a champion at Wordle.
Randy B Premium Member over 2 years ago
Regarding the “quiet neighbors” on the Blog (#FB00429):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4k5XftdTMs
Sisyphos over 2 years ago
You tell me how old he is and I’ll judge for myself. As it is, getting only a rear view of his black hat, black coat, and black pants, I cannot begin to guess “how he looks for his age”. He does strike a pose, though. Theatrical experience, or does he just do cartoon appearances these days?…
charles9156 over 2 years ago
“his”?
Radish... over 2 years ago
On Ripley’s they are talking about giant beavers and bananas, but it has little appeal.
6turtle9 over 2 years ago
I’d say the condition of this comic is poor at this point. Still, it’s much better than can be said for some, and their cluelessness.
*Space Madness at The Station* over 2 years ago
Moth Balls for clothes that make a man ♂️.
*Space Madness at The Station* over 2 years ago
I just saw said the Blind Man, as he headed for a sea.