I was unable to bring in my completed homework assignment, because my eel ate my hamster. This is notice that I am filing for an extension for the assignment, under Froglandia Schoolboard Article VII, subsection b.
A boy in India was attacked by a Corbra but he bit it twice and the snake died! The snake didn’t release venom when it bit the boy, which is a miracle!
In other news, a woman was caught by a store detective, stealing a ham and he followed her through the checkout and she didn’t pay for it, so he followed her to the car and when he looked in she was taking the ham from between her legs…true story….
Eels? Why does it have to be stinkin’ eels? They might be hurtful, you know.
And what are we to make of this stereotype, a woman who cannot make up her mind about her purchase, ham or hamster? What is so similar, or confusing, about the two? I eat ham. I have nothing to do with abused little rodents. As the saying goes, bite me!
A man with the one-in unit walks into a bar and says I want a short one. A man with a 12-in unit walks into a bar it says I want a tall one. The lady named Alexa walks up to the bar with the two are standing, and says I’m long tall Alexa, who needs me. Alexa, who needs me, sorry I don’t know that one.
Superfrog almost 2 years ago
If you leaf a hamster in your hand, and you’re bitten near the sand, that’s a moray.
Randy B Premium Member almost 2 years ago
An ’amster? Where, in Amsterdam?
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 2 years ago
I was unable to bring in my completed homework assignment, because my eel ate my hamster. This is notice that I am filing for an extension for the assignment, under Froglandia Schoolboard Article VII, subsection b.
3hourtour Premium Member almost 2 years ago
…electric eels aren’t even eels at all…
…she said sharply…
…and they are air breathers…
…but,since you don’t have any…
…she remarked…
I’ll have to get Hubby something else for his birthday…
…Hmm…
…she thought out loud…
…I’ll have a hamster and a roll of string…
…it’s not quite what I wanted…
…but, it will have to do…
Radish the wordsmith almost 2 years ago
The problems is flatworms and their cutting remarks.
Zebrastripes almost 2 years ago
A boy in India was attacked by a Corbra but he bit it twice and the snake died! The snake didn’t release venom when it bit the boy, which is a miracle!
In other news, a woman was caught by a store detective, stealing a ham and he followed her through the checkout and she didn’t pay for it, so he followed her to the car and when he looked in she was taking the ham from between her legs…true story….
EW EW EW☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️
Linguist almost 2 years ago
Better a hamster than a gerbel. Isn’t that right, Richard?
coltish1 almost 2 years ago
Do we need permission to make such a supposition? Sorry, that could be my Catholic upbringing coming to the fore.
In other news, I’m going to the art supply store to get Teresa a new sketch pad.
Mad-ge Dish Soap almost 2 years ago
Igor how does the hamster eel about putting him in the monsters brain.
Howard'sMyHero almost 2 years ago
The _cribbles are back …
for those who give a s_ _ _ …!
6turtle9 almost 2 years ago
It don’t ean a thing, if it ain’t got that wing.
Mad-ge Dish Soap almost 2 years ago
Smashing Pumpkins and Spice Girls is an eel eeling.
Johnny’s bringing down the ham it upster.
Sisyphos almost 2 years ago
Eels? Why does it have to be stinkin’ eels? They might be hurtful, you know.
And what are we to make of this stereotype, a woman who cannot make up her mind about her purchase, ham or hamster? What is so similar, or confusing, about the two? I eat ham. I have nothing to do with abused little rodents. As the saying goes, bite me!
Mad-ge Dish Soap almost 2 years ago
Ya eel, you don’t eel a thing because you live in an ocean. You dried up old thing.
Mad-ge Dish Soap almost 2 years ago
Next week back to watching sandlot baseball with the small boys.
Mad-ge Dish Soap almost 2 years ago
The leaf inspires me Mis.ty. I miss the oxygen from a lively one.
Mad-ge Dish Soap almost 2 years ago
*PHONE NUMBER NINEEL-BIGBEN-LADEN
Mad-ge Dish Soap almost 2 years ago
October, twenty-five, this year.
Time is turned backwards.
Mad-ge Dish Soap almost 2 years ago
This bud bowl or T cup is for u.
Mad-ge Dish Soap almost 2 years ago
A man with the one-in unit walks into a bar and says I want a short one. A man with a 12-in unit walks into a bar it says I want a tall one. The lady named Alexa walks up to the bar with the two are standing, and says I’m long tall Alexa, who needs me. Alexa, who needs me, sorry I don’t know that one.
Mad-ge Dish Soap almost 2 years ago
I hope the next installment of frog Applause is just a hop skip and a jump away.