Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for November 08, 2022

So, that’s what happened to my grandmother’s old ring.

Cannibalism qkyqjf

Tide. Is high. Gets dirty dry elbow grease out. Try harder location…

Dr. Jeckel and Mr Formaldehyde…

A Google search for “elbow butter balm” brings up multiple results for The Blissful Dog Elbow Butter. For dogs.

“Elegant Eloise eschews Blue Belle Elbow Butter Balm.” Say that three times fast then stick it … in your pocket!

I can bet Slick Willy uses this balm-my scented ointment….

that’s where it belongs

They f orgot to tell the patien t to take off their r ings. They had to take a s econd set. This film in only available because it’s a re ject.

And I have to say, the ring on the right looks like either the British Monarch’s crown, or a really curious-looking device for inflicting pain.

Sorry, I only have elbow grease.

You can call me X-Ray, and you can call me Jay, but don’t you call out my Johnson …!

My other pants are a Rolls Royce.

Today, the lettering is almost up to my typing skills! I have to proofread everything I type more than once, and usually have to make several corrections, before I hit the “Comment” button.

On the other, other hand, I usually don’t carry “Elbow Butter Balm” (whatever that is) in any of my pants, including my other pants. Neither do I wear so many and large rings on my right, or other, hand. On the other hand, why stick your hands in the shoe-fitting fluoroscope given that those things have been banned since the 1970s (though I was so fitted often when a mere lad, pre-1970s)?

Yur gonna die o’ X-radiation, jest like Mme. Curie!

DOCUMENTATION:

1.) shoe-fitting fluoroscope https://tinyurl.com/4bdr4szb

2.) Marie Sklodowska-Curie https://tinyurl.com/2rhmue6e

Would snow pants or chaps qualify as otherpants? Underpants, pants, and otherpants: maximum protection.