Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for March 10, 2023

That’s where the savage predatory butterflies of Mongolia make their home.

This is a gurt’s butt hurt on the yurt’s surface. A round house kick in the round tent by Captain Kurt.

Resent-A-Tent.

I see the scribble. Sister Teresa’s trademark.

I like the purple.

Similar to the catbird seat, where one is in the position to mock without being a target one’s self, is the Butt-Hurt Yurt Seat, in which one criticizes the present, which is to them the past, due to sitting on a tachyon chair.

Where the ninnies and feebs (otherwise known as marketing professionals) came up with Go-Gurt.

It’s technically a “ge,” not a yurt. But whatever, pass me the yak-butter tea.

This is da place!

The path where all ar-ses go for relaxation and recreational release!

And then there’s the “sick tupik” …!

Toxic Coccyx party.

Police wSting.

King Of Pain…his destiny.

Jon Von’s (un)occupied john

Don’t be curt, or even Kirt, he feels stupid and contagious.

A butt hurt is the golden goose in jack and the bran stock_

Goosed to sit on the golden egg up her butt…

The stock market crash.

Navy Bean or Black Eye Peas?

Headbutt

bftt

If your yurt makes your butt hurt, you have obviously not furnished it with a sufficiency of cushions, pillows, symbolically-decorated felted rugs, and blankets!

Blame your inferior desecrator!

…only in Jelico, Ky…