…you’ll need a trash bag for a doggie bag…
…besides that…
…there are many benefits of a big dog…
…barking sounds like thunder…
…they seldom wreck the place…
…they make great lap dogs…
…there is never a worry about making too much for supper…
…if they stand on their back legs…
…you have a dancing partner…
…you quickly learn how to sleep in a little space on the bed…
…with no covers…
…your passed gas doesn’t smell so bad anymore…
…not now Kato! Not now!…
… you were tired of those old sneakers, anyway…
…people give you room at Costco…
…Frog Applause makes fun of you….
…you’ll need a trash bag for a doggie bag…
…besides that…
…there are many benefits of a big dog…
…barking sounds like thunder…
…they seldom wreck the place…
…they make great lap dogs…
…there is never a worry about making too much for supper…
…if they stand on their back legs…
…you have a dancing partner…
…you quickly learn how to sleep in a little space on the bed…
…with no covers…
…your passed gas doesn’t smell so bad anymore…
…not now Kato! Not now!…
… you were tired of those old sneakers, anyway…
…people give you room at Costco…
…Frog Applause makes fun of you….