Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for August 02, 2023

You might need to chew chew train it.

Forget the leash. You need a saddle.

Big ones are just little guys in most cased..

The little ones thou are big ones in a differently way..

As long as the dog doesn’t chew on you.

I wouldn’t choose a dog I couldn’t lift.  City vets don’t make house calls.

What a drag.

Put mustard on his back and call him a hot dog.

…you’ll need a trash bag for a doggie bag…

…besides that…

…there are many benefits of a big dog…

…barking sounds like thunder…

…they seldom wreck the place…

…they make great lap dogs…

…there is never a worry about making too much for supper…

…if they stand on their back legs…

…you have a dancing partner…

…you quickly learn how to sleep in a little space on the bed…

…with no covers…

…your passed gas doesn’t smell so bad anymore…

…not now Kato! Not now!…

… you were tired of those old sneakers, anyway…

…people give you room at Costco…

…Frog Applause makes fun of you….

It happens.

Woof!

There is a learning curve. But large dogs generally have fewer insecurities that make them mean little terrors.

But you don’t LOOK chewish.

At least you don’t have it in one of those dam(n) harnesses.

The lead is always in command….woof!

Beast of burden.

Always a case of “Who’s walking who?” …!

( reliably )

“We’re gonna need a bigger doggie pick-up bag.”

Definitely been there. Who’s walking who?!

Ah – nothing like having to pick up Irish Wolf Hound poop :-(

I don’t think I’d go around chewing on too many dogs. It could be dangerous, depending on the breed.

Now double that.

Huskies are terribly difficult to own.

“Things Competitive Eaters Would Say”

it happens. rescue

I used to work with (for) someone whose home I was invited to for a short stay over some holiday (maybe Thanksgiving?). He and his wife had three more-or-less small children and two very large Irish Wolfhounds….

The greatest challenge in life becomes eating snacks and the puppy eyes are looking at your hungry eyes…