Jon: Liz, could you be getting more beautiful every day?
Liz: How sweet of you to say that! But I don't think so.
Jon: Yeah. You're probably right.
Garfield: Run, Jon! Run!
@Susan Newmanunfortunately, most of the guys I know who are named John are really that clueless. Many of them will ask for your advice or opinion, belittle you if they disagree, then take credit for it when they realize you’re right. Trust me on that-I’m married to one and worked with/for at leasthalf a dozen.
John’s major problem is medical. He has suffered for a long time from rectal-cranial inversion which has given him a bad case of occular fecalitis. Hope this clears things up for y’all.
Llewellenbruce over 11 years ago
Another foot-in-mouth reply by Jon.
pouncingtiger over 11 years ago
In the 4th panel, Garfield calls 9-1-1.
possiblekim over 11 years ago
Gooooo Jonn… Save yourself!!!!!
garfield246 over 11 years ago
Huh boy….
tqnism over 11 years ago
Reminds me… we have not seen Arlene for long time.
paha_siga over 11 years ago
Well, if she can’t get more beautiful every day then obviously she is already tops.
Tog over 11 years ago
And I thought Andy Capp knew how to live dangerously.
pschearer Premium Member over 11 years ago
Life lesson: Quit while you’re ahead.
codycab over 11 years ago
Oh no he didn’t!
Plods with ...™ over 11 years ago
Filet of Sole’s on the menu again
Sangelia over 11 years ago
as a woman, I have to ask the one question: Does Jon have a DEATH Wish?
Lyons Group, Inc. over 11 years ago
If Liz was a blonde, she would agree with him.
athomas917 over 11 years ago
Jon had the right answer. Would he be better off telling Liz there’s room for improvement?
Number Three over 11 years ago
Hahahahaha! Oooooooh, Jon.
I think Liz is very pretty… But maybe that’s just the make up?
xxx
mrsdonaldson over 11 years ago
This strip doesn’t always make me laugh but he got me today!
Kathleen Healey Premium Member over 11 years ago
Sounds like my bf, but only because he wants me to chase and tickle him.
Dragon0131 over 11 years ago
@Susan Newmanunfortunately, most of the guys I know who are named John are really that clueless. Many of them will ask for your advice or opinion, belittle you if they disagree, then take credit for it when they realize you’re right. Trust me on that-I’m married to one and worked with/for at leasthalf a dozen.
W6BXQ, John over 11 years ago
I hope I’m not that bad!
cybergal29 over 11 years ago
GIGGLE :-) SNERK :-) That is something I really LOVE to see :-)
cookies333 over 11 years ago
Bad answer Jon!
pcolli over 11 years ago
Liz should have stopped after the first sentence and not given Jon anything to reply to.
Can't Sleep over 11 years ago
Jon’s problem is that he’s a cartoonist, and can’t resist a punchline, even when he should.
Popeyesforearm over 11 years ago
His mug and that mug are soon to be one with the universe
KEA over 11 years ago
The truth will set you free.
Aaron Saltzer over 11 years ago
…And that’s the end of that relationship.
pawpawbear over 11 years ago
John’s major problem is medical. He has suffered for a long time from rectal-cranial inversion which has given him a bad case of occular fecalitis. Hope this clears things up for y’all.
boldyuma over 11 years ago
And then…….the fight started..
Karaboo2 over 11 years ago
If looks could kill Jon would be six feet under.
Fogger_man over 11 years ago
Jon, could you be getting more stupid every day?
kittyblue71 over 11 years ago
typical male response :P
Gallinule over 11 years ago
Garfield is full of wisdom like that.
Lesson #1: Never insult a lady like that and expect to live.
7500edg over 11 years ago
What the heck Jon!!!!!!!!!
Acer12 over 11 years ago
Maybe he thought he should agree with her, you know, the woman is always right.
AmyGrantfan51774 over 11 years ago
geez seems like Jon says the wrong things huh?
shibler2 over 11 years ago
The next line should be it must be minute by minute,,,
nicolasrocks over 11 years ago
great job garfield
Derekis4god over 11 years ago
Time to listen to Garfield Jon!!!
jonas.bahn over 11 years ago
“Oh Jon… thermometer in the throat again?” says the doctor.
amel4490amel4490 almost 4 years ago
Oh, no, no, no..
WentHulk about 3 years ago
Not again………
Julian Dieter almost 3 years ago
Jon…
camerondawson over 1 year ago
Here lies Jon Q. Arbuckle, he didn’t think about what he said.
little big nate over 1 year ago
Run Jon like your life depends on it because it does