Garfield by Jim Davis for November 14, 2015

Mm-mmm! Virginia ham ripple!

Healthier than mayonnaise!

yumyum!!!

Ice cream on bacon next?

It’s gross I don’t want to go ant farther than that!

Would Garfield like it if Jon put mouse turd sprinkles on the ice cream?

I remember a friend of mine in college put a scoop of mayonnaise in an ice cream cone and handed it to me. Boy, did he get some cardio exercise that day!

Mustard, no. Ketchup, maybe. Chocolate, YES.

Mustard would go well on hot dog ice cream. You could really relish it.

Actually, with that bacon ice cream, that would probably be OK. But I would never touch bacon ice cream either! It’s seems like all week long some cartoon character has been doing something gross with food. What is this? National Gross Food Combo Week?

Gaaah! Mustard, ugh!

The Major problem with using Stupid Reasons to do Things is you or someone else has to Live or sometimes Die with the result!

You know what? I would actually try that.

xxx

We all have our problems, and I thank GOD daily that this is not one of mine!

The reason: Garfield did not grab it from him.

Sometimes I wonder if Jim Davis (or his staff, let’s not deny it) are purposefully writing strips that will make great GMG material later.

“…Vanilla Soup; a double scoop, please.”

Come to think of it, I DID have a bacon sundae at Burger King a few years ago. It actually wasn’t that bad, just imagine the bacon is walnuts.

Ewwwww! I hate mustard.

JON

IS

DUM