May 14, 2024
Garfield was very specific there.
Of all the 40 years of dating, what was Arlene excepting?
GARFIELD … DOESN’T … SHARE … FOOD!
Now as you read that, think of Joey Tribbianni.
Arlene, NEVER, go on a date with Garfield, look at what he does to Jon and Odie …
Arlene, you should know by now, that Garfield NEVER shares food with anyone, he’s the equivalent of trash compactor.
To give Garfield credit, the fries lasted way longer than they should have done.
Food is something that’s not shared.
Time for Arlene to kick Garfield to the curb!!
I wonder why Arlene even wants to hang out with Garfield.
You are what you eat.
Just inhale…..
Arlene, you should’ve seen that coming.
I thought Garfield would have said, “I love to give TO myself!”
Garfield is not getting any tonight.
Garfield’s selfish.
Arlene: I can see why your owner is so thin all the time.
Arlene needs to sharpen her food stealing skills.
stand your ground like the big strong man you are, garf
Forget it, Arlene.
I detest dates who think food is community property
At least get her something raw, Garfield
don’t you know him by now?
to be fair to Garfield, no one can eat just 1 fry.
Sorry Arlene but Garfield never shares food.
Well, the way he eats – there is certainly plenty of “himself” to go around!
men!
Thinking of his stomach, instead of his girlfriend. JERK!!
Oh Arlene… you can do so much better then Garfield.
Of course he won’t give away his food, he’s Garfield
Wonder when Garfield’s hormones will flare up. With that appetite, it is taking too long.
Asking Garfield for food is like rolling a dice and getting a 7
codycab about 3 years ago
Garfield was very specific there.
arjun.shriv about 3 years ago
Of all the 40 years of dating, what was Arlene excepting?
JD'Huntsville'AL about 3 years ago
GARFIELD … DOESN’T … SHARE … FOOD!
Now as you read that, think of Joey Tribbianni.
BJ40 about 3 years ago
Arlene, NEVER, go on a date with Garfield, look at what he does to Jon and Odie …
BJ40 about 3 years ago
Arlene, you should know by now, that Garfield NEVER shares food with anyone, he’s the equivalent of trash compactor.
The Collector about 3 years ago
To give Garfield credit, the fries lasted way longer than they should have done.
Gent about 3 years ago
Food is something that’s not shared.
Sanspareil about 3 years ago
Time for Arlene to kick Garfield to the curb!!
cubswin2016 about 3 years ago
I wonder why Arlene even wants to hang out with Garfield.
meg_grif about 3 years ago
You are what you eat.
incognito about 3 years ago
Just inhale…..
Goat from PBS about 3 years ago
Arlene, you should’ve seen that coming.
jagedlo about 3 years ago
I thought Garfield would have said, “I love to give TO myself!”
V45mikky about 3 years ago
Garfield is not getting any tonight.
upanddown17 about 3 years ago
Garfield’s selfish.
RussellCastine about 3 years ago
Arlene: I can see why your owner is so thin all the time.
FreyjaRN Premium Member about 3 years ago
Arlene needs to sharpen her food stealing skills.
lasagnafan15 about 3 years ago
stand your ground like the big strong man you are, garf
CaveCat87 about 3 years ago
Forget it, Arlene.
KEA about 3 years ago
I detest dates who think food is community property
geese28 about 3 years ago
At least get her something raw, Garfield
karmakat01 about 3 years ago
don’t you know him by now?
David_the_CAD about 3 years ago
to be fair to Garfield, no one can eat just 1 fry.
WentHulk about 3 years ago
Sorry Arlene but Garfield never shares food.
WCraft Premium Member about 3 years ago
Well, the way he eats – there is certainly plenty of “himself” to go around!
adoragem123 about 3 years ago
men!
DEACON FRED about 3 years ago
Thinking of his stomach, instead of his girlfriend. JERK!!
w16521 about 3 years ago
Oh Arlene… you can do so much better then Garfield.
Johnny Appleseed about 3 years ago
Of course he won’t give away his food, he’s Garfield
hagarthehorrible about 3 years ago
Wonder when Garfield’s hormones will flare up. With that appetite, it is taking too long.
Mimerio about 3 years ago
Asking Garfield for food is like rolling a dice and getting a 7