May 14, 2024
Some things are better unasked…
That’s a lot of barking for a simple answer.
I wanna know what Odie asked.
bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark !
Odie would make a great politician. Talk for an hour and your point only took two minutes.
The answer, in any case, is 42.
My pug sure says No a lot.
Funny, my translation said ," is it dinnertime ?"
So many barks just to get a simple no.
If that’s Odie’s short answer I dread to think what the long answer would’ve been
“- Yes, why are Garfield eating my food?”
As a translator you are supposed to translate the message without editing or give your own values…
Dogsplaining.
Yeah, he has nothing to ask, just a lot to say.
Odie has a great future as presidential press secretary.
That’s a lengthy bark talk there
Wonder whale oldies bald are saying
one small no for the dog, many barks for dogkind
Odie should become a preacher. Our core tenet is never say 10 words when 100 will do just as well. Or, in Odie’s case, never say 1 word when 45 will do just as well.
If Odie could actually talk, he’d proclaim himself to have a beautiful speaking voice.
If pets could talk, we’d never have a moment’s peace!
I’d get a second opinion on that translation ;)
bark bark bark bark lol
And I thought humans not being able to give simple answers to simple questions was annoying.
Long story short.
too many, so Garfield summed up.
And here, you thought he was asking one!
Bark?
jagedlo 12 months ago
Some things are better unasked…
codycab 12 months ago
That’s a lot of barking for a simple answer.
garfield43 12 months ago
I wanna know what Odie asked.
tessotcyrille 12 months ago
bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark !
eced52 12 months ago
Odie would make a great politician. Talk for an hour and your point only took two minutes.
Troglodyte 12 months ago
The answer, in any case, is 42.
Justanolddude Premium Member 12 months ago
My pug sure says No a lot.
win.45mag 12 months ago
Funny, my translation said ," is it dinnertime ?"
2AndFour 12 months ago
So many barks just to get a simple no.
edmund_graham 12 months ago
If that’s Odie’s short answer I dread to think what the long answer would’ve been
DJohnny 12 months ago
“- Yes, why are Garfield eating my food?”
As a translator you are supposed to translate the message without editing or give your own values…
goboboyd 12 months ago
Dogsplaining.
Goat from PBS 12 months ago
Yeah, he has nothing to ask, just a lot to say.
Count Olaf Premium Member 12 months ago
Odie has a great future as presidential press secretary.
Clarence 12 months ago
That’s a lengthy bark talk there
anncorr339 12 months ago
Wonder whale oldies bald are saying
tessotcyrille 12 months ago
one small no for the dog, many barks for dogkind
preacherman Premium Member 12 months ago
Odie should become a preacher. Our core tenet is never say 10 words when 100 will do just as well. Or, in Odie’s case, never say 1 word when 45 will do just as well.
CaveCat87 12 months ago
If Odie could actually talk, he’d proclaim himself to have a beautiful speaking voice.
Angry Indeed Premium Member 12 months ago
If pets could talk, we’d never have a moment’s peace!
Tom Toro creator 12 months ago
I’d get a second opinion on that translation ;)
Jesse Atwell creator 12 months ago
bark bark bark bark lol
Otis Rufus Driftwood 12 months ago
And I thought humans not being able to give simple answers to simple questions was annoying.
cuzinron47 12 months ago
Long story short.
karmakat01 12 months ago
too many, so Garfield summed up.
ajakimber425 12 months ago
And here, you thought he was asking one!
Darryl Heine 12 months ago
Bark?