Garfield by Jim Davis for October 19, 2023

How long has Garfield been waiting?

Woe oh woe!

Homemade pizza the best. So easy.

Now me sure Garfield is dump lasagna for pizza. What a betrayal.

Who the heck has money to order Pizza anymore. It’s like £50 for two pizzas? Jon makes money…

Three things seem to take longer than anything else: Waiting for Christmas, waiting for the last day of school and waiting for the pizza to arrive.

Lookit the bright side: they might hafta give it to you for free, Garf…which means money saved to order more pizza!

I guess the adage that patience is a virtue is lost on Garfield.

Better Call Saul.

Another orange litigious pain-in-the-butt?

I would be surprised if someone actually has done this in real life…

Someone will pay for this injustice!

Sounds like someone’s not getting a tip!

Cricked his neck as well…..

Proof positive that Garfield is an American.

Well crap. Now we have another pizza litigation situation.

Garfield is reminding me of my ex-girlfriend. I was speeding her to her doctor’s visit when I drove the truck into another car. Everything was fine, just a scratch. No, really, just a scratch. From that my ex deduced that I totalled the truck and gave her back and shoulder pain. So she sued. It looks like she might get around $6000, after lawyer commissions. I guess she’ll be able to fix her truck and pay the electric bill, assuming she doesn’t blow it all, partying.

(senses dramatic dialogue in this cartoon)

It seems to be the practice around here to sue city departments for some perceived injustice regardless of whether there is tangible proof. The difference between a criminal trial and civil one is that in a criminal trial, a jury verdict must be unanimous. It’s the search for more money!

First he called Dominos, then he called Saul.

His stomach should sue for emotional disturbance.

This is why I go pick up my pizza. Of course it is only 10 minutes away and the app tells me when they start making it…

Always have lasagna, Garf.

No worries, Garfield. Pain and suffering are temporary! Pizza is Eternal. OM

Pooor Garfield

Woe is me well hello Woe !!!!!

Garfield? You’re being a drama king!

He’s probably only been waiting for 5 minutes.

They could easily check how close the delivery guy is if they ordered from Grubhub or Doordash.

If he’s late, the pizza will probably be free.

Yeah, pizza delivery always seems to take forever…

Soon we will see the ads on TV:“If you ordered a pizza and it took more than 30 minutes to arrive you may be entitled to significant compensation.

Pizza shops gave up the 30 minute delivery guarantee years ago. What’s your problem?