Garfield by Jim Davis for November 24, 2023

But it’s better to NEVER start a diet!

But if you don’t like pizza or lasagna, you won’t be Garfield’s friend…. and Garfield will stay fat.

Well, it depends on the food

Start with a friend, end with a enemy…..

Helping out a friend. How noble of Garfield!!

WHATACAT!!

Stealing foods? That’s me job, cat. Lets a professional handles it now.

Plot twist: Garfield is on a dirty bulk.

Since when does he need to be on a diet to steal Jon’s food?

Alternate 3rd panel was, Garfield holding donut and says hello friend.

Maybe it is Garfield’s friend that needs a diet.

Garfield is friends with the whole second season of 600lb life

Misery loves company, but company does not love misery.

provided you have a friend…

But it’ll be diet food

A thought from the trump playbook!

And there was me thinking he was going to say “That way you can be miserable together”

scribbles notes

Esp friends with donuts and lasagna.

“SO YOU CAN STEAL THEIR FOOD”

(imagines a different version of this part of the dialogue of this cartoon)

SO YOU CAN STEAL FOOD OF THAT FRIEND

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If the friend is dieting, then they’re not eating.

Either that, or they’re eating diet food.

But what if that friend is also dieting and eating healthy food, Garfield? Either way, you won’t be able to cheat on your diet.

I’m enjoying dieting at my age. Of course, the “see food” diet is the best. I just identify as a pregnant woman and get to eat for two. Isn’t our world awesome!!!!