May 14, 2024
That’s actually more Odie’s job than life.
Thats odies duty as a dog, to work a 9 to 5 barking at people
And drooling.
was it a simple, “woof”
or was it a lascivious, “AROOO! “
When is he gonna get a death?
Well at least Odie is no bites ya because barking doggies is no bites.
It’s a ruff job, but someone has to do it.
Usually Arlene is right but Garfield has a really good point.
“Woof. Bark! Arf!!” Call it a day.
What color kittens would they have?
It’s probably the highlight of his week as well
If he barked at her does that mean she was treed?
She just doesn’t understand dog, yet. I guess cats are above that sort of thing.
I would love Odie to bark at me. That would mean he’s real and I could scratch him behind the ears.
Well if your a dog, that is true. If your a roster, crowing in the morning will only make you chicken dinner. That is also true.
Those two go well together. A sarcasm duo.
Arlene, Garfield knows Odie a lot better than you do.
Latro ergo sum.
(I bark, therefore I am).
At least he didn’t kiss you!!!
I’m surprised Garf’s birthday (6/19) hasn’t been mentioned yet. Usually it takes up a full week.
Arlene, did you have on some kind of perfume? Sometimes that can upset a dog.
Barks imitates life, dog-style anyways.
What did you want Odie to do meow at you
It’s a dog’s life. And he can have it.
codycab 15 days ago
That’s actually more Odie’s job than life.
I need a burrito 15 days ago
Thats odies duty as a dog, to work a 9 to 5 barking at people
Yakety Sax 15 days ago
And drooling.
ꜝ 15 days ago
was it a simple, “woof”
or was it a lascivious, “AROOO! “
jasonsnakelover 15 days ago
When is he gonna get a death?
Gent 15 days ago
Well at least Odie is no bites ya because barking doggies is no bites.
Mediatech 15 days ago
It’s a ruff job, but someone has to do it.
2AndFour 15 days ago
Usually Arlene is right but Garfield has a really good point.
Huckleberry Hiroshima 15 days ago
“Woof. Bark! Arf!!” Call it a day.
mckeonfuneralhomebx 15 days ago
What color kittens would they have?
edmund_graham 15 days ago
It’s probably the highlight of his week as well
Prey 15 days ago
If he barked at her does that mean she was treed?
preacherman Premium Member 15 days ago
She just doesn’t understand dog, yet. I guess cats are above that sort of thing.
Goat from PBS 15 days ago
I would love Odie to bark at me. That would mean he’s real and I could scratch him behind the ears.
blakerl 15 days ago
Well if your a dog, that is true. If your a roster, crowing in the morning will only make you chicken dinner. That is also true.
Sakumon16 15 days ago
Those two go well together. A sarcasm duo.
CaveCat87 15 days ago
Arlene, Garfield knows Odie a lot better than you do.
prrdh 15 days ago
Latro ergo sum.
(I bark, therefore I am).
paranormal 15 days ago
At least he didn’t kiss you!!!
delennwen 15 days ago
I’m surprised Garf’s birthday (6/19) hasn’t been mentioned yet. Usually it takes up a full week.
razzledazzle295 15 days ago
Arlene, did you have on some kind of perfume? Sometimes that can upset a dog.
Angry Indeed Premium Member 15 days ago
Barks imitates life, dog-style anyways.
anncorr339 15 days ago
What did you want Odie to do meow at you
Otis Rufus Driftwood 14 days ago
It’s a dog’s life. And he can have it.