Garfield by Jim Davis for January 18, 2025

Wow! Thanks Garfield! That didn’t occur to me! I say with sarcasm.

Thanks for the information

I have a shirt with the saying “If only sarcasm burned calories”.

So does sleeping.

well, thanks to you – I can have another donut

yeah right

This made me smirk. Exercise done.

Then do that 24/7

Too bad that’s not true. If it were, I’d be several pounds lighter.

If I could, I’d make eye rolling illegal. Or I’d make it a law that you have to be licensed to do it.

He’s not wrong. Your body is always burning calories.

Hmm. Nice exercise tip.

BIGGIE DEAL!!

True; I have the buffest face in my group.

Surely Garfield should be losing weight constantly then?

As a Calvin and Hobbes fanatic, I have to say that my first thought was that Calvin’s Dad would say that sarcasm builds character. I also reflected that Hobbes does a lot of eye rolling as well as being sarcastic to Calvin.

Leave it to Garfield to always find loopholes when it comes to losing weight.

How about grinding your teeth?

I’ll remember that

What now Garfield you exercise like garbage

Sometimes, sarcasm goes without notice. What a pity!

That would be nice. If I could lose weight just by being sarcastic, I’d be as thin as a rail.

Is this why I know so many skinny teenagers??? Asking for a friend…

“WHATEVER!”

So does breathing…..

Garfield exercises by lifting food to his mouth.

How do you think Stephen Hawking stayed so slim?

how about saying something sarcastic, Garfield: well it gives you thinner lips, I’ve been trying to talk to liz about it.