Gasoline Alley by Jim Scancarelli for February 08, 2010

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    lewisbower  almost 15 years ago

    Last time the military gave me a new suit, I paid for four years

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    axe-grinder  almost 15 years ago

    They can give him the right stripes this time!

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    alondra  almost 15 years ago

    I didn’t know they could do that. They should’ve thought of that first.

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    roohey  almost 15 years ago

    if we all promise a donation…can we end this story line

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    kab2rb  almost 15 years ago

    You wanted the GA family you got it. Maybe not the type of story line you wanted.

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    jollyjack  almost 15 years ago

    While this story line is extended a bit (There has been much longer arcs for inferior reasons), It still is superior to suffering through Slim, Gertie or Rufus.

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    Saucy1121 Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    Does anyone see Skeezix going to get a new uniform and accidentally re-enlisting?

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    jackdohany  almost 15 years ago

    Nah. He’s what, 127 years old?

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    MommaMadeMe  almost 15 years ago

    They’ll find out he wasn’t properly discharged, so has been AWOL for the past 60+ years.

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    axe-grinder  almost 15 years ago

    MommaMadeMe said, They’ll find out he wasn’t properly discharged, so has been AWOL for the past 60+ years.

    Now that would be a story!

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    Durak Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    Skeezix, dude, just get a nice dark suit. Like the one you wear to church. No one expects you to show up in uniform.

    BTW Joe, please note, Skeezix said your costume solution is out of the question. Give it up.

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    Durak Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    Joe-Allen “Joe” DotyGenius_badge said, 2 days ago Yesterday, Dypak posted “Sorry, I left out Joe Allen’s squawking chicken, that’s a Specialist.” My response was: Dypak, you are making fun of the “OFFICIAL US Army Insignia” that is on the Specialist 4 E-4 arm patch? If you wore an Army Service Cap with your dress uniform, you wore the “squawking chicken,” too. —————————————————– Joe, I wore that uniform for nearly 25 years. And my uniform still fits. If you’ve never heard the Specialist rank called a squawking chicken you probably weren’t one in the last three or four decades. Usually it refers to some Spc. who never knows when to keep his mouth shut.

    The Navy wears the same Eagle on their enlisted ranks. I’ve even heard them refer to it as a squawking chicken. Or sometimes even a buzzard.

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