Gasoline Alley by Jim Scancarelli for April 27, 2019

I don’t know if I’d want to sleep in that bed!

She’s taking more than the bed; she’s taking over.

I don’t know if I’d want to sleep in that bed after she’s laid her dizzy body on it and probably upchucked all over creation.

“Yo’ gots a cold, Roof-us? Sho’ is a big pile o’ used Kleenex ovah here!”

A apple core on the head of the bed.

Oh Oh, symbolism here. The apple core? Adam and Eve? Get it? We know Rufus is no “virgin”.

Fetch the doctor Rufus! Your going to need some backup with this one.

Maybe Joel will come by with his ‘medicine’

Hopefully whatever is troubling her isn’t contagious. ✨

Don’t let her, Rufus! She’s a grifter!

“These woozy Saturn’a-type rings are really throwin’ me off ma’ balance!” … Ummmm, yeah!

It’s obvious Willow is a con artist the question is why has she targeted Rufus, it also obvious Rufus doesn’t have any money.

Maybe she recently found out she’s pregnant, and needs someone (Rufus) to be the daddy.

no good deed goes unpunished