Gasoline Alley by Jim Scancarelli for May 31, 2022

I’m guessing Jim Scancarelli has never been to Los Angeles if he think the streets are ever this empty of traffic.

That can’t be “thee” Hollywood; there’s a church here.

There’s a Holywood (see back of Joel’s cart) just on the outskirts of Belfast, Northern Ireland.

But then we’d likely be dealing with some unusual accents.

Welcome to Hollywood!

If that stupid bible-thumper would just look at the back of the wagon, he’d see that the rubes HAVE repented!!

Fifty years ago on The Waltons, John Ritter debuted as Reverend Fordwick, shouting, “Repent, ye sinners!”

Repent?

“I need help!”

“I don’t care, I’ll preach at you instead of helping you.”

Too many are actually like that.

We have one of those “repent” boobs in our town. Stands on street corners screaming. I always tell him to F off.

“Sergei Toumanoff” just sold Rufus&Joel a film studio.

No Memorial Day mention… Scan needs to go he no longer cares about vets Its just rufus and Joel now and their stupid stories drag on forever