Gasoline Alley by Jim Scancarelli for December 11, 2023

I hear the voice when I read his lines.

Pssst !  Ruufy. Frank knows about the hospital skipping incident and wants a hefty bribe to keep it on the down low.

Frank Nelson, the guy who said “Yeessss!”!

Not him again!

pipe

OH NO! Please! Anyone else! I can’t unsee it.

The Frank Nelson lookalike is back!

Yes, it is you Rufus! Your pants are on backwards and your shoes are on the wrong feet!

Frank Nelson!

He’s back!

The pipe .?

Man, this is a geezer strip today. Frank Nelson, a guy that probably nobody under 50 has ever heard of. I’m 70 and only know of him because I saw some old Jack Benny shows once upon a time.

Hate to say I told you so, but I called Frank Nelson’s return back on Nov 30th when they first pulled into the mall parking lot.

“Ooooo! We usually like our elves to show a little more skin. In this case, not so much!”

Well,at least it isn’T “Mr.Sawyer”."