Geech by Jerry Bittle for February 20, 2025

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    wfhite  2 days ago

    Is she the librarian lady armed with grenades that Woody Allen talked about in his stand ups?

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    Ubintold  2 days ago

    If it’s the library, he’s okay. If it’s a store, he’s cheap.

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    Kaputnik  2 days ago

    I’ve never known a librarian to hurry me when I was thinking of checking a book out. Maybe if it’s almost closing time.

    Perhaps she’s another library patron who wants that book if he’s not going to get it.

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    gozirra2 Premium Member 2 days ago

    Artie just don’t take the book in the bathroom like George Costanza on Seinfeld. You’ll regret it!

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    old_geek  2 days ago

    There have been books that were half way decent… Until the ending…

    That gets really aggravating…

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    Sam Handwich  2 days ago

    That could mean either: A) It’s so good he can’t put it down; or 2) it’s so bad he can’t put it down.

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