Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for September 10, 2011
September 09, 2011
September 11, 2011
Transcript:
Satchel: So as an American, what do you hold against Canada? Bucky: Alaska, mainly, and Michigan. Then... Uh... Bits of Maine, I think. Satchel: So you're not going to give me a real answer? Bucky: Maine not a real place to you, big shot? Satchel: Canada's nice. You should be more open-minded. Bucky: I tried to be open-minded once. It interfered with my sense of humor.
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Canada, that big empty space that keeps sending us its wretched refuse to take jobs from Americans, then quizzing vacationing Americans at the border out of fear one of us will take a job from them.
But I agree they are nice people. Nice, docile, compliant, subservient people who look with horror on any American who crosses the street against the “Do Not Walk” sign. Comes with being a subject of the Queen.