A pairing between Quebec and ANYWHERE won´t work out, nearly a third of them are French and you know how arrogant they are …. almost as bad as the English.
If you combine the Appalachian almost-state (failed state) of Franklin and with Kanawha (initially proposed name of WVa )with Maryland (pronounced in Balmureese as Murlin)That sign on i95 north from DC would say Welcome to Frankanwhamur, Hun.
Quebexas would be stuck in a race condition – how fast Texans buy firearms and the pace at which Quebecois could register them in a gun registry.
And you’d have everyone driving 85 mph as if they were the only thing on the road with an assault weapon in the back…. that might end up leading to some terminal incidents.
Massabama… how would they say “chowday?”… that would be one fugly accent.
I kind of like the idea of Quebexas on one level. They are natural allies. Each one has a sizable population that wants to secede from the rest of the country.
Lord Garth over 8 years ago
Vermessee ? I think I had some of that with marinara sauce last night.
alviebird over 8 years ago
If we become Georgerado, will it be legal here?
Frog-on-a-Log Premium Member over 8 years ago
Oklavania…
dadoctah over 8 years ago
It’s January. Half the people driving on the streets of Phoenix are from Ohio already.
milordrevan over 8 years ago
Not a good idea mixing Kentucky bourbon with Las Vegas.
juicebruce over 8 years ago
Satchel acting goofy and Bucky being Normal ? ………..
Stew Bek Premium Member over 8 years ago
Surely don’t see a pairing between Texas and Quebec working out.
Prey over 8 years ago
A pairing between Quebec and ANYWHERE won´t work out, nearly a third of them are French and you know how arrogant they are …. almost as bad as the English.
Vince M over 8 years ago
“South Boston…Alabama!” – old Chuck Jones reference.
Charlandsamuel over 8 years ago
I don’t remember voting for Québec to join the US. Is this why our options were “yes”, “no” and “else” in the last referendum?
prince valiant Premium Member over 8 years ago
He did say it needed international co-operation however gun totin’ frenchmen would be interesting to see but snail eating Texans might be too much.
nitromicro over 8 years ago
Alaskorida
zippykatz over 8 years ago
Utahoe, Delakota, Kansafornia, Coloming. lol.
ellisaana Premium Member over 8 years ago
With further international cooperation – Alberinia and Sas Carokewia
Digital Frog over 8 years ago
And the District of British Columbia
PastPluperfect over 8 years ago
Dang! y’all ain’t bin paying’ ‘tenshun. The West coast, from ’laska downta ’fornia is now Cascadia. Don’ need internashunel agreement fur that.
ChessPirate over 8 years ago
How about three states? Georgia, Illinois, and Michigan = Gilligan!
cindyorch over 8 years ago
no way…uh uh…I’m NOT living in Floregon!!!
ellisaana Premium Member over 8 years ago
If you combine the Appalachian almost-state (failed state) of Franklin and with Kanawha (initially proposed name of WVa )with Maryland (pronounced in Balmureese as Murlin)That sign on i95 north from DC would say Welcome to Frankanwhamur, Hun.
abbybookcase over 8 years ago
quebexas!!! yes, barbecue and croissants
erin.adamic Premium Member over 8 years ago
To be honest, I wouldn’t be surprised if Quebec got on better with Texas than it does with the rest of Canada.
ErnstBlofeld over 8 years ago
Holy crap is that finally a new strip from Conley? Miracles do exist!
lattewoman over 8 years ago
I sent a request to Canada a few months ago for a mercy annex should Trump win the election. Conley, I feel that you are toying with me.
BlitzMcD over 8 years ago
Ha! I’m glad to see that I’m not the only one who is aware of the rampant jingoism common to both Quebec and Texas. They deserve each other.
Sheila Hardie over 8 years ago
Poor Quebec though.
danshen over 8 years ago
Texas and Quebec could compare notes on secession.
TotalToyz over 8 years ago
Put me down for South Delakota (capital: Doverre). We were the First State, we should get Mount Rushmore!
Calvins Brother over 8 years ago
Illilina, North or South.
kaladorn over 8 years ago
Quebexas would be stuck in a race condition – how fast Texans buy firearms and the pace at which Quebecois could register them in a gun registry.
And you’d have everyone driving 85 mph as if they were the only thing on the road with an assault weapon in the back…. that might end up leading to some terminal incidents.
Massabama… how would they say “chowday?”… that would be one fugly accent.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 8 years ago
I kind of like the idea of Quebexas on one level. They are natural allies. Each one has a sizable population that wants to secede from the rest of the country.
jenifer flower over 8 years ago
this is one time that not only was i compelled to read them, but i actually enjoyed virtually all the comments
RabbitDad over 8 years ago
California and Kentucky?
CaliFu… never mind