I’d agree at least partly with Pinkish. The cows that frequented my front yard didn’t use hammers. They weren’t very industrious at all — mostly just stood there.
Remember the old Alpo commercials… Lauren Green would hold the can up and look directly into the camera and say “Alpo is a dog’s natural food”. A few months later a comedian came out and was ragging on the Alpo commercials. He said" Yeah, I would like to see out on the Range… a pack of Chihuahua taking down a steer!
Brings to mind the time my father’s younger brothers were bringing home a cow and calf in an old trailer over a gravel road. They hit a big bump, the tail gate came open and the cow and calf spilled out onto the road. They weren’t hurt, but the calf was scared and the cow was very, very, angry. My uncles said it was quite a rodeo getting them back in the trailer.
ChristineFoxdale almost 5 years ago
Gives new meaning to Mad Cow
rshive almost 5 years ago
I’d agree at least partly with Pinkish. The cows that frequented my front yard didn’t use hammers. They weren’t very industrious at all — mostly just stood there.
mobeydick almost 5 years ago
Nah, they would use some udder weapon.
fredd13 almost 5 years ago
“Big Mac the Knife”
Armitage72 almost 5 years ago
Cows With Guns. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyqDvojqxc8
Breadboard almost 5 years ago
Tuna Muncher show Pinkish the picture of the cow with the hammer ! Merry Christmas !
iggyman almost 5 years ago
They are big with the methane gas!
MotherofChickens almost 5 years ago
Remember the old Alpo commercials… Lauren Green would hold the can up and look directly into the camera and say “Alpo is a dog’s natural food”. A few months later a comedian came out and was ragging on the Alpo commercials. He said" Yeah, I would like to see out on the Range… a pack of Chihuahua taking down a steer!
Travis Harden almost 5 years ago
All I can think of is that scene from “No Country For Old Men”.
cats_in_bowties almost 5 years ago
Everyone knows that cows use cow tools.
PoodleGroomer almost 5 years ago
Warm your hands before milking. They do have a kick that will send you across the barn.
joegarret almost 5 years ago
I see he hasn’t been to Liberty Meadows…
oldlady07 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Brings to mind the time my father’s younger brothers were bringing home a cow and calf in an old trailer over a gravel road. They hit a big bump, the tail gate came open and the cow and calf spilled out onto the road. They weren’t hurt, but the calf was scared and the cow was very, very, angry. My uncles said it was quite a rodeo getting them back in the trailer.
Hoodude almost 5 years ago
Conley doesn’t know Larsen…?Clearly his Robb doesn’t know squat.
Enter.Name.Here almost 5 years ago
Hammers? Udderly rediculous!