Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for May 14, 2020

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    Odd Dog Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Well played Satchel well played!

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    rimose  over 4 years ago
    I saw the Werewolf at Trader Vic’s and his hair was perfect.
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    Sanspareil  over 4 years ago

    If Nyarlathotep got into a fight with Gothmog and won would Ancalagon the Black flame him into cinders?

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    rshive  over 4 years ago

    Werewolves certainly should use conditioner. They’re so….. frizzy.

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    tonypezzano  over 4 years ago

    Wonder if Bucky meant Frankenstein’s Monster?

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    MS72  over 4 years ago

    If you’ve seen a hideous movie, then why not books?

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    Breadboard  over 4 years ago

    10 points for team Satchel !

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    cubswin2016  over 4 years ago

    Sadly, it is hard to insult a moron.

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    JamesDevore  over 4 years ago

    I saw the Werewolf at Walmart and he was wearing a bikini!

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    William Bednar Premium Member over 4 years ago

    The burning question really is, was the Frankenstein monster circumcised?

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    Ray Helvy Premium Member over 4 years ago

    If Bucky ever actually completes this book I would really like to read it.. as an extended excursion into Delusionland.

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    MeGoNow Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Do werewolves use conditioner? Yes. Remember the Werewolf of London whose hair was perfect.

    Is there a Queen Kong? Yes, but it’s King Kong out of the closet and feeling sooooo fabulous.

    Was Frankenstein bar mitzvaed? To clarify, Frankenstein, Victor, the doctor who made the monster was indeed. He was a nice boy. His mother always wanted him to become a doctor. The monster, on the other hand, was bar mitzvahed, quinceañeraed, hamar cow jumped, and sent to the wilderness to find his spirit animal. And still probably didn’t address all his parts. Note that he also had to be bat mitzvahed, on account of his left ear. His bar mitzvah took all day. You can imagine how long it took him to read his portion of the law.

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    ChessPirate  over 4 years ago

    No, there is no Queen Kong… Which is why King Kong is so grouchy… ☺

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    djtenltd  over 4 years ago

    Once again, the strange world of Rob Wilco is running rampant!

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    katzenbooks45  over 4 years ago

    Angua, the werewolf police officer in Terry Pratchett’s Discworld series, has great human hair because of the doggie shampoo and conditioner she uses.

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    phoenixnyc  over 3 years ago

    Of course there was a Queen Kong. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0075113/

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