Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for October 07, 2022

Make sure you don’t let Satch give him anything either.

Respect? Just copying my Elders.

If you get a cat thinking you’ll get respect, your thinking part is broken.

Bucky does not know the meaning of the word respect.

Rob, the Rodney Dangerfield of the apartment!

If it’s on the floor, you know who got it.

R E S P E C T! Find out what it means to me…which is nothing if you’re a cat. Pinkish should manage his expectations.

Is that a potato chip? Dude, those things are fried in animal grease. I tried a vegan diet once, and lasted maybe three weeks, but during that time I learned how hard it is to avoid any and all animal products. They’re in just about everything except produce. And if you go at it completely, there’s nothing to wear, no furniture to sit on, and I imagine just having the lights turned on hurts some animal somewhere. Even that produce probably came from ground that had animal product fertilizers put on it.

When did he ever think he respected him…?

Sometimes?

Siamese don’t do respect.

Drop in and tuna out …!

@suv2000- You’re funny but you still have to remember that this is all a part of Rob’s goofball and whacked out imagination. Rob is a very misunderstood loner who’s love life is a shambles mostly due to his insecurity. Thus, he has to create some type of life through his pets. WOW!! What if he was on board the Enterprize D of “Star Trek: TNG” or “Voyager” with the hallow decks! Imagine all the fun he could have with those two!

Time to call around asking vet clinics what they charge for neutering. Or vivisections.