Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for February 09, 2025

If it was a dumb joke, it would be about Satchel.

MOST cats could jump or find a way to get there

If Bucky can’t jump to that shelf, he’s seriously out of shape.

Do not break into Randy Newmans “Short People”;

I’m sure Bucky made a few jokes about Satchel’s width.

What did Astro say on the Jetson’s episode when George was made really small? “Rook at da Grimp” !

T was a dumb joke about both of them. Gotta dig the low tech t-shirt.

In last frame, Satchell “I AM A LITTLE!”. He next says, “Get it Bucky, A LITTLE!”.

Rob and Satchel: Mean spirited, AND a bit discriminatory.

Giggling!!!!!

The Harlan Ellison of the cat world.

He’s not a shining star……more of a black (and white) hole.

Look, sure it’s fun to mess with Bucky. But it will probably put him on the crazy train to invent some sort of “height compensation” thing that will end in…well, you know.

I think it’s a “you’re too fat to jump up to the top shelf” joke.

These jokes diminish after awhile.

I was surprised Darby missed this joke, but probably wasn’t enough room for it:

“Went right over his head.”

“What did?”

“Everything. He’s 2.5 feet tall.”

Me reaching for something with a step ladder… a much taller co-worker: You want me to reach that? Me: Who are you calling short? LOL

Peter Burke: Mozzie, two steps to your left, hold your arms up as high as you can.

Mozzie: Is that a short joke?

Peter Burke: It is now.

White Collar “Where There’s a Will”

2 burns in a week! Go Satchel!!