Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for August 24, 2012

This guy gets women about as often as Augusta National.

ah, yes. The true pinnacle of manhood is achieved when one shifts to begging for a pity date . . . unless he starts begging for pity sex.

Let’s give Steve credit for being persistent. Considering he would hardly leave his room six weeks ago, he’s made a lot of progress.

What about the hecklers?

I agree with Chip. Steve’s persistancy level has increased leaps and bounds. This could serve him well in the business world or even in his job search wieswald. If Molly says no date, no problem. Steve-O will move on….into the Thor p archives as we introduce the new cast of characters for football and welcome back Mimi, Kaz, Marjie, Brody? and everyone’s punching bag Moonpie.

Would it be inappropriate at this point for Molly to ask Steve to give it up and grow a pair?

How could they be back early if Steve is quintuple bogeying every hole?

There is a fine line between persistence and creepiness. Where exactly is Steve in this mix?

P2- MCC’s golf carts look like 1956 Plymouths!

Moon sighting is imminent, I feel it!

Bottom line on the match . . . 9 & 8 (nine up with eight to play for you non-golfers out there . . . they finished the match just after the turn.

Steve-O won one hole by some chance . . . but the member dropped the hammer soon afterwards.

I thought Molly said something to the affect that Steve was too old for her by six years. If she is the same age as Steve’s brother she is still in high school. I don’t think Steve wants to go to prison.

Molly graduated high school in 2011. I’m 95% sure.

Nobody said Molly and Steve’s brother were the same age.Steve got fleeced in that match. Cost him an arm and a….never mind.

Molly – Just say no! Again.