Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for May 18, 2013

Sure hope Jaxon’s toilet-trained at this point. He’s going to have enough self-esteem issues with his mother calling him a clown.

Gil! Is that really you! Wow a take charge guy! Where have you been?

I can hear it now. Cleanup in aisle 4. Bring a mop.

So many kids are being lumbered with ridiculous first names and spellings. “Jaxon”? Give me a break.

Speaking of kids, where are Gil’s?

Not that I don’t appreciate Gil stepping up to the plate, but I believe the rest rest of the team already rendered their verdict when they shoved Knox in his locker.

The lawyers are not going to be happy when they find out Gil settled the lawsuit on his own.

Is Gil even licensed to practice law in the state of Confusion? And in the words of the late Johnny Cochran: “If the baseball glove don’t fit, you must acquit.”

“Jaxon”. Oh, my mistake. I thought I heard her call him “Jackson”.

I sense an imminent slip n’ fall in the Piggly Wiggly resulting in the meeting we’ve all been waiting for: KnoX vs. JaXon.

I had the same thought. This could be the end of Jaxon. Too bad. He would have made a great left tackle in 13 or 14 years.

lureman-we need to be worried about progressive microcephaly in Jaxon. this is a common problem in Milford, based on a collective deficit in intelligence, and the size of the hats(see 5-15-13,p.3)

Gil has been wanting to be a judge since he took that 3 credit hour business law course his senior year at Milford State Teacher’s College.

Jax hasn’t grown much in a year.

Preposterous…bringing the whole team into a dispute generated by a single tool, Knox. Jarbo should get Dr. Pearl involved ASAP, this could be the end of Gil if the school board gets wind of it.

That baseball T-shirt Jaxon is wearing methinks means he could be close to T-Ball age.

“Honorable” Gil Thorp? Oxymoron.

All those that saw Knox stuffed in a locker are excused as jury members as they are biased.