Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for October 02, 2013

Onalaska, Wisconsin.

I guess Onalaska has found the answer for those two big linemen. Oakwood coach Tod Andrews should be embarrassed.

Big John Pascoe, rather than bail out the football team, should become a cheerleader. That will draw him out of his shell much more effectively.

Marty has a new fancy personal broadcast booth. Anyone else covering the game has to sit in a group behind one of the flat windows.

What is with the signs? You’re sitting on the Milford side. For instant gratification, go sit on the visitors’ side with it. Otherwise, take it to an away game and get beat up there.

If only there was some large hulking dude that could help block for the run game.

Ahh yess…the famous “Sign Man” is still alive in Milford. There he is in the bottom left corner of P3. Look at the size of that fist in P3—as that Yankee announcer use to say “Holy Cow!!!”

“…as JP watches quietly.” This guy even burps in silence. After another loss, Sling Blade will tell Gil he’ll play, but he has to play tight end, and every third play has to be for him. Gil and Kaz have heated argument.

Whoa, I’m not sure about those new digs Marty has there in P3. I can’t tell if that is some sort of isolation chamber or a revised version of something I think Woody Allen called the Orgasmatron in one of his movies.

Its refreshing to actually have some significant football action so far. Some recent story lines haven’t had much actual sports action. Now we just need a big run through the playdowns as Gil tries to save his job. Oh, that’s right, the BOE can’t fire him because he knows where all the skeletons are hidden…at Carbone Cave. And Gil’s henchmen have put most of the bodies there.

In all reality, Big John was contemplating breaking his silence and joining Marty in the booth do color comentary. Holy Cow was made famous by Harry Carey who announced for the Cardinals, White Sox and Cubs but not the Yankees.

Is that Koy’s fist in P3? I think I recognize the wristband.

JP looks like he lost a little weight in P2. Maybe it’s that slimming black skull t-shirt.

John Pascoe is wearing a shirt with his picture on it today.

In p3, looks like moon pie is taking in some porn while broadcasting the game.

See I told you some Yankee guy said it!

In all reality, Im sure even Marty Moon has said Holy Cow at least once during his career.