Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for January 18, 2014

We have a partial eclipse of the basketball, something that won’t happen again until 2026. Be careful not to look directly at it.

Omari is #50? Who the hell is Omari? Hamani was the kid in the mysterious car crash. Shimura is the nerd. I can’t keep track of the kids with the ethnic-sounding names.

“And by take a break, I mean get out your cell phones and look at video of Wendy Wiley dancing.”

Why is there a jet engine in P2?

Maybe that’s why Jack and Wynn were getting hot.

Checking the clock in P2……what HS team practices at 8:00 PM…..or AM? And judging from P1, the boys must have been arguing over who had the worst acne.

P2 – Oh no, it’s the big boulder from Raiders of the Lost Ark! Run Gil!Damn, that’s going to mark up the floor big time.

I guess Milford hasn’t gone to a digital scoreboard, yet. Their analog clock/board looks like it’s from the set of “Hoosiers”.

They do have nice shiny glass backboards, though.

P2 Number 11 has a serious pigeon toe or a dislocated hip, his foot is at 90 degrees. Oh’ I’m sorry that’s a two sporter from the football team

P-3 Notice how she’s subtly rubbing her hand across the back of Gil’s.

P-2 Number 11 has a dislocated hip or rickets. His foot is at 90 degrees

To Woody TB: There is no acne in the magical burg of Milford, only melting faces due to a rise in body temperature due to anger. Marjie ALWAYS gets with/ interviews Gil early each season and attempts to manipulate him with her cougarness.

P1- Gil looking a little like Lon Kruger circa 1998 today…P3- Look at the size of those man hands on Marjie!

Surprised I didn’t get any feedback on my (late) comments yesterday about my encounter with Ray “Boom Boom” Mancini at a urinal years ago….

Attention, Gil fans: Just happened to notice that Monday, Jan. 20, is the feast day of St. Fabian. Maybe Keegan Hershey will have the day off and spend it chasing after Wendy.

Brilliant research, chiphilton. Meanwhile, looks like Gil brought his sturdy Philco radio to the gym in P3. If it’s 8 p.m., must be time for “Amos and Andy” or “The Shadow.”

CheezWhiz, it’s no wonder you aggravate the daylights out of CJ, Wiseguy, SoftballCoach, etc.. Even EllisBurkes in all of his infinite wisdom has tried to help you in a constructive manner. Your demise is you do not WANT to listen to others. Sorry for the outburst Gilfans, had to vent.

Okay. what is that at the far right in panel 3? Looks like something off a 50’s Sci Fi movie that could possibly be used to contact the aliens, like a screen with some buttons under it.

Okay, I’ll have to be on Whiz’s side today. I see nothing to complain about for today’s comments.