Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for July 05, 2014

Four-second violations are totally Jarrod’s fault. Somebody tell him to quite clowning around.

In all reality, in P3 note the guys in the stands wearing the X Ray glasses.

Talent, blowing his whistle and talking at the same time

I wonder if the summer 7-on7 football team will make the playdowns?

“A GUY told me”? There are only 3 other guys at the game…couldn’t he just point to the source?

Hah Hah! MacDonald Carey does basketball and 7 on 7 football.

In all reality, we have a parent with his son scouting teams that he can play for imediatly. They ll choose Milford and have a conflict with Jarrod throughout the season.

No violations in Mopped Up Thorp.Whoo hoo! Mopped Up Thorp is now up to double digits in followers. It’s the big time baby! Take that Kim Kardashian!

In fairness to the Milford kids, they haven’t been coached at any kind of football in years.

In all reality, todays Chicago Tribune has a front page story about the popularity of 7on 7 football. Is Gil finally getting with the times and installing a spread offense ?

From the looks of the stands, 7-on-7 is right up there with cleaning out the basement in terms of fun things to do.

P3-Why is that kid holding a lit votive candle?

If I recall my old DC comics correctly, those shock waves in P1 would indicate that a speedy Barry Allen (aka the Flash) is now playing at Milford. And I’m assuming the four second violation means he ran a kickoff back in less than four seconds. The refs are just trying to level the playing field for the non-super heroes.

Sign Man….there are at least 5 guys in the stands…where for art thou?

Four-second violation – most passes in a “real” game are thrown in three seconds or less from snap.

In 7-on-7 if QB still has ball after four it’s an assumed “Sack” because all receivers are covered, and in a “real” game a defender would’ve gotten to QB by then.