Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for January 13, 2023

Well, here we go…..

P3: She has the brass knuckles on in case Judge Smails doesn’t pay off his gambling debts.

She’s now Public Emily #1.

Betting odds on when first kiss happens….

Meanwhile all sports at Milford High have been suspended in all reality due to funding constraints .

Sounds like Gil needs some of those low-T pills Shaquille O’Neal advertises.

Dear Penthouse Forum,

I never thought this would happen to me…

Just like Mimi, Amelia longed to be, close to you

Thirst progresses to hunger that progresses to…?

It started with a whisperAnd that was when I kissed herAnd then she made my lips hurtI can hear the chit-chatTake me to your love shackMama’s always gotta backtrackWhen everybody talks back

What kind of daughter abandons her terminally ill mother for a half cocked pipe dream? And takes leave from her kids and their fragile well being? As for Gil, he may not realize Mimi is gone.

The name is Raymond J. Jackson, Jr. But you can call me Ray. Or you can call me Jay. Or you can call me Ray J……. But ya doesn’t have to call me…..

Holy Crap, enough with the socialization of Gil Thorp. This soap opera needs to end.

That’s her name. What else would you call her?

#FireHank

P1: All about the balance- salad and milkshake.

P1 “Amelia was always talking about how she loved that thing I did to her with my left hand. Would you like me to try out my move on you?”

P2 Mimi and fork of lettuce thought bubble: “Eat me!”

P3 Coach Erika Strata offers a clue to her true identity by flashing her rings that reveal she is Pedro’s half-sister and possesses the same affinity for Mimi as he does.

Can the author go back to sleep? I’m tired of this woke crap.

Today’s mystery: Why does she only wear three rings while coaching, but adds a fourth at lunch? Beware, Mimi! It might be one of those old Italian drug rings made popular by the Medici family. (For that matter, why would any coach wear three rings while teaching?)

If a guy said that to Mimi would it be creepy??

P 2.5: “…heh…but now that this assistant coach guy Kaz is going to another school, heh… who knows? heh…maybe he will start looking at me again…heh…”

What happens in Scottsdale, stays in Scottsdale.

does she have to pay to have lunch with her golf instructor ?

P 3: “…ya’ know…you may not!….and just fyi….even though Gil is lame and limp, I’m still married…and straight, so maybe we should just forget about this…I’ll find another coach…you never helped me with my slice anyway…here….this should cover my lunch (places 20$ on table)…do yourself a favor and go back to Amelia…”

Emily about to get some free lessons!

My golfing buddy (not Goldfinger) and I would be debating if Amelia was attractive on her own or just because she serves beer on the golf course. In the end, we’d be disappointed with this Ericka relationship revelation.

The next side story arc will be during baseball season and Gil hooks up with Pedro the pool guy.

Weird. I posed a comment. It was responded to…twice and I added a comment, only to realize I just repeated what somebody else wrote so I deleted it. Problem is, it deleted the entire thread rather than just my last comment.

Uh, Er, Um, whose idea was the drawing on the coach’s cup?

Is this the beginning of a Emily Throp side piece?

Hmm, that bowl of soup Ericka has looks familiar. I wonder if she got that free when she bought one of those hats that Judge Smails was wearing? And speaking of hats, no need to buy a hat to get free Mopped Up Thorp.

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