Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for February 14, 2023

Oh good. The kids are being watched by a feeble old woman who has one month left to live. What can possibly go wrong?

Wait, didn’t MeeMaw die on New Year’s Eve?

Welcome back Sign Man!

Can you go on the LPGA tour while pregnant? Won’t that interfere with your tee swing and putting?

P1: Which game are we talking about here? If it’s the one snark nation has been talking about with Mimi and Erika that makes Gil’s comment in P2 even more entertaining!P3: No problem that Meemaw died a few months back. Is this the Gil Thorp storyline version of “Weekend at Meemaws”? Do they prop her up in a chair and the kids think she is watching them? Be careful Thorps, nothing good happens in Central City!

P1: Has The Blob taken over Sinatra’s Hideout? (much like Steve McQueen in the diner?

P2: I’ll lay off this softball. Further proof Henry is a covert member of Snark Nation.

P3: Refer to my comment yesterday about Central City.

I thought Ericka was in Arizona. How is she supposed to come for dinner?

What are the odds Lukey and Frannie show up at the same Central City Resort? Can’t wait for all four to slip into the Hot Tub Time Machine.

Haha….they need a babysitter who’s half dead to watch Keri?

Sinatra’s Hideout. Your host, Jilly Rizzo.

Sinatra’s not there today, but the Chairman of the Bored is.

Gil and Mimi still have tricks up their sleeves as they talk while drinking

Welcome to day #218 of “How To Destroy a Comic Strip”.

Ericka has helped improved my tongue game.

P2; Are they both left-handed? P3: Does Mimi have a glass in each hand?

I agree with the speculation that the Thorps run into Luke & his “Just Like a Surgeon” Wife at the "Resort. Tomorrow’s episode: Who’s room has the loudest screams coming from it? Is it fair to compare Luke’s wife’s voice to Gil’s?

Gil’s going to ruin his jacket if he leaves it in that bread bowl of soup.

P1 “Erika helped me shave strokes off my game. She helped me shave my pu…hey, how’s that lift-a-thon thingy you were talking about coming along, Gil?”

P2 “If you like Erika, you’ll love Amelia, Erika’s beverage cart ex-girlfriend, who I will also invite. She’s great at making sure everyone stays well lubricated (wink, wink).”

P3 “Terminal Meemaw watching the kids, you and me getting jiggy in Central City, what could possibly go wrong?”

Hmmmmm….it looks like Amelia’s out, and the lesbian threesome story is going to get replaced with the standard romantic Valentines Day ménage a trois…….

Central city isnt that where THE FLASH lives!!!!

P3- “I got us a room…” or “I’ve gotten us a room…”

Central City Resort aka Motel 6.

P3: I didn’t know wine glasses could get EES….EGS?

Gil has perfected the talking while drinking trick. He’s ready to go on tour.

P 2 (Gil): “…Meems…you’re a genius!…locking HeeHaw and them dumb-a$$ kids in the basement was your best idea yet…I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!!…”

What the hell, Henry? Are you moving in on my Milford After Dark turf? Stay in your lane. Gil better not succeed in setting up this threesome, unless it’s in my strip. And speaking of succeeding, if you read Mopped Up Thorp there’s a good chance you’re succeeding in life.

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

I’ve got us a room at the Central Library.

Gil is planning some serious boning!