Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for June 01, 2023

RAD? BAD? SAD? MAD?

That’s

https://www.gocomics.com/gilthorp/2022/11/16

for those disinclined to use the archive.

P 3… golf girl finally makes an appearance and leaves many possible snarky answers to that open ended question

In the real world. Keri has anger issues that require counseling.

That editor’s note is so condescending. Maybe they’ll be sending out an owner’s manual on the strip next week. Still won’t help.

So in the 11/16 steip, Keri punched a girl dead in the face with a fistful of jewelery, but his is her “first detention”? That school must be a safe place…

I think Keri has “the fire down below” for for Wolfie.

P 4: “… it was fine Emily… how was your first time picking me up from detention?…” or “… it was great Emily!… I might do it again soon, because it’s better than being home with you, Jami, and Mee-Mawwwww…”

Somebody looks grumpy about having their golf “threesome” time cut into by having to pick up her detained they.

Honestly, it was a piece of cake compared to 10 years in an Asian sweatshop

Say what you want about Henry, but did Rubin ever manage to pack a multi-player catfight and makeup/appreciative hug in one week?

Milford may have beat Madison, but he aftermath left the school with a black eye.

Snarker’s note: Keri’s middle name is referenced as to “Kill a Mocking Snarker Bird (or all of them)”.

P3- Keri truly looks like her Father’s daughter. No vape sticks for the former sweatshop princess. She still has a half pack of Tarytons in the bookbag.

Keri’s second offense for fighting only warrants detention. Let’s get real.

Haha…Emily must’ve dotted Keri’s eye. Yesterday it looked totally fine.

Looks like Mimi is pisssssed. Probably because she was forced to parent today and couldn’t just frolic on the golf course. And speaking of frolicking, before you go off frolicking anywhere, first make sure you read today’s Mopped Up Thorp.

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/2023/06/01/making-up/

P 2.5 (Keri): “… ok… nice try… now give me back my wallet…”

It was like the Breakfast Club.

Keri Thorpe-most likely to portray Arya Stark in the reboot of Game of Thrones