Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for May 09, 2024

They think they can get out this strip on the Magic School Bus.

She doesn’t know how to order for herself?!? There IS a sign telling you what you can buy in this spooky place…

Looks like Keri borrowed Beth’s boots.

Is this Gil’s way of getting at least one kid out of the house while he plays house with Beth?

Attractive blondes never have to do anything for themselves. But enough about my sister in law.

P4 “Order for me Keri? I’ll be your pretty smelling b!tch forever.”

P2 Yeah Keri, fast food places should build their business models around the six vegan orders that would be placed every day. Pack a lunch next time.

Did you mean to say, shuh up, Dotty?

It’s a pretty mundane question. “Yes” or “no” would make more sense than “shut up.”

And I assume they have fries.

Can HB’s dialogue get any worse ?….. Yes, it can.

Are these two on a Spring Break adventure? Due to trade infringement, the girls road trip on Travelwise instead of Trailways. Imagine these two and Inma wrapped up in all her glory wowing the boys on the beach.

Have some water.

Geez….how dumb are these girls? First, Inma doesn’t know right from left and now Dubs can’t handle ordering from a fast food menu and needs Peanut, of all people, to help her.

P 4 (Dubs): “….I’ve never wiped my a$$ by myself either, so I’ll need your help with that too, Keri…”

Now this is the most implausible thing yet in this strip!

We really are in the Twilight Zone.

Here’s an idea: watch the other customers and then do the same thing.

P-2: Kerri models the latest Milford fashion: Gaucho Shorts!

Help! Where am I?

SPORTS! SPORTS PLEASE! Yes, the relationships between these youngsters are important but this is waaaay beyond my interest. For decades I have made Gil Thorp a must-read in the morning. I actually didn’t see all of this week until today. Mr. Barajas, please turn this ship around.

im sure theres gotta be a big pickle somewhere keri

call luke at the rez keri he knows all vegan hot spots

henry this is habbity i havent seen my daughter since the dog wash why hasnt milfords only gold medal winner not been featured ?

Vegan? I thought Peanut loved meat.

Where are they going? Running away?

P1- I hope they clean the windshield.

P2- “Well, this IS Arby’s.”

Just tell the guy behind the counter to give her a plant-based, foot-long chili cheesedog.

“No, Jami, they don’t serve Vegan latkes. Get back on the bus and play some more D & D with Coach Commie.”

“Shut up?” The never had fast food before is more likely than “I’ve never ordered for myself in my life.” And speaking of ordering, if you ordered Mopped Up Thorp, here it is.

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