Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rod Whigham for June 04, 2024

That’s no Rod for their outfield…

P4a: “Goodness, this is exciting!”

Kwan serves it? Tennis? Golly.

And that certainly isn’t third base that he’s sliding into.

P2: A “shot to THE left”? Of Bobrovsky? Montour clears and we have an icing call.

After this performance, Kwan will go pro and open his own nail salon.

P1 Ahhh yes, serving up the old, “ant-em” ball.”

Will Coach Kim blow his stack during a mound visit, have to be restrained from physically assaulting Kwan and need a police escort away from the field? Golly, what a nightmare.

TANG! WAP! ZIP! PING! Golly, what an exciting game.

Thanks to Snarkers expert tutelage, Hank is beginning to apply action verbs in his storyline. However Grasshopper, you missed an opportunity in P4 with SWOOSH!

Golllllee, is Gomer Pyle in the stands

“He hits it to the left.” Not, “He hits it to left field,” or “He hits it to left.” He hits it to the left.

Groundscrew scewed up the field again. ping tang

Does that look like an error to you? It looks like the ball is out of the fielder’s reach, commonly known as a hit.

P-1: Why Kwan isn’t a good waiter.

P-2: “Go the strings of my heart.” (I can do this because I’m not eligible for a Sherlock.)

P-3: The Milford runner is injured, sliding into a Toaster, somebody buried in the infield.

no wonder marty never got a shot at milford u hes a really bad announcer call to the booth for jackie

a error for valley tech ? who kwan pedro or mcghee

I still think Valley Tech will win it.

Something ridiculous in each of the four panels. Is this a record?

Could we please get back to Gil giving Beth a ride on the wild baloney pony? Best storyline in the past two years.

“TANG” would’ve left the park. He only got “PING” on it though.

P1- Volleyball?

P2- Golf?

P3- That’s an error ON Henry.

P4- Another error on Henry! Rounding the bases is done running not sliding.

Is every final game, football, basketball and baseball againstValley Tech, except for Girl’s wrestling?

Unless Pedro comes in to strike out the side and save Kwan’s áss from this choking performance, Milford is going to win this qualifier. And speaking of qualifiers, no qualifiers are needed when telling you that you should read today’s Mopped Up Thorp.

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Golly, I need a drink!

Golly, it’s baseball action from 1959. I hear Wally plays for Valley.