Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for March 04, 2025

Marty’s a jerk with EVERYONE, isn’t he?

Marty makes a phone call to Vito to take care of Beth. “She’s disrespecting your bar, Vito!”

Who is speaking in panel 2? Is that Henry from afar?

No sidewalk to the porch and front door.

Hey guys. March Madness is almost here. Who will you be rooting for to win it all? Who do you think will win it all?

AMA!!!!

So Marty is on the level with fish chum. Is he suspended with pay? Is he terminated? How can he afford a drink, a bottle? It’s all fun and games that we entertain ourselves and each other. However, alcohol and cancer affects every family. I witness it regularly with my work.

Beth looks hideous, Marty looks like an unshaven Vulcan in P3, but Hey, those houses look great! Can we please get an artist who can draw people?

P3: Ear, hands, nose, hair…everywhere a straight line, no curves???

Help? The man has valid I.d. to buy his own booze.

P-1: Apparently, Beth has had a Mastectomy.

P-2: Henry’s tribute to the Monkey’s “Pleasant Valley Sunday”. Rachel’s unclear on the concept of “houses that are all the same”.

P-3: In a near suicidal funk, Marty tries to contact the previous writer and artist.

what about your podcast marty you can sell liquor ads there

yeah I could use your help you can make good money selling vape

On this day in Gil Thorp History: 03/01/2001 & 03/02/2001

Gil: What’s going on, Danny?

Danny: He’s lying about me!

Gil: Moon does that all the time.

Danny: He can’t get away with it!

Moon: What are you going to do “Nails”?

Danny: I’ll wipe that smirk off your face!====================

Moon: I’ve just been threatened by an upset freshman, fans. If Thorp had let Randolph play more, he wouldn’t be so mad!

Moon: Why would Coach Thorp upset the star? He must not care about the team!