Reminds me of the old Jackie Mason joke about Levi, the painless dentist.
Two old men are out in a rowboat fishing, when one man turns to the other and asks,
“Did you hear about Levi? They say he is a painless dentist?
The other many replies,
“Yes, yes I did. In fact I went to Levi for a problem with my tooth.
The first man asks,
“What did he do?”
The other man replied,
“He put in a bridge.”
The first man asks,
’Was it painless when he put in the bridge?"
The second man explains,
“Well let me tell you. I was out fishing one day in a row boat just like this and caught a fish. I stood up to pull the fish from the water while wearing shorty pants. Unbeknownst to me one of my test-e-cules was hanging out from the shorty pants, because it was a hot day, and I caught my test-e-cule in the oar lock. It gave me such a tug. It was the first time I didn’t feel the pain from the bridge.”
My kids used to laugh whenever I wore shorts. After wearing slacks for 6 days a week, my legs were whiter than the pillsbury dough boy. Now that I’m older, and wiser, I still wear shorts all the time and it’s the grandkids laughing at me;)
SHAKEDOWNCITY about 19 hours ago
Grandpa is not “vein” about his appearance.
PraiseofFolly about 18 hours ago
“I swear I wasn’t the one who put the classroom world globe in the microwave!”
rockyridge1977 about 11 hours ago
…..Oh the priorities!!!!
MuddyUSA Premium Member about 10 hours ago
Funny….
Daltongang Premium Member about 9 hours ago
Reminds me of the old Jackie Mason joke about Levi, the painless dentist.
Two old men are out in a rowboat fishing, when one man turns to the other and asks,
“Did you hear about Levi? They say he is a painless dentist?
The other many replies,
“Yes, yes I did. In fact I went to Levi for a problem with my tooth.
The first man asks,
“What did he do?”
The other man replied,
“He put in a bridge.”
The first man asks,
’Was it painless when he put in the bridge?"
The second man explains,
“Well let me tell you. I was out fishing one day in a row boat just like this and caught a fish. I stood up to pull the fish from the water while wearing shorty pants. Unbeknownst to me one of my test-e-cules was hanging out from the shorty pants, because it was a hot day, and I caught my test-e-cule in the oar lock. It gave me such a tug. It was the first time I didn’t feel the pain from the bridge.”
sincavage05 about 4 hours ago
My kids used to laugh whenever I wore shorts. After wearing slacks for 6 days a week, my legs were whiter than the pillsbury dough boy. Now that I’m older, and wiser, I still wear shorts all the time and it’s the grandkids laughing at me;)