Grand Avenue by Mike Thompson for May 25, 1999
Transcript:
You look worried, kid... What's on your mind? Oh everything... Like my life ending tomorrow because of an accidental ICBM launch from the former USSR triggering WWIII or it could be a DC-10 crashing on me because of Y2K messing up the FAA! Then there's PCB's and DDT, HIV, SUVs, SATs, the IRS, the IRA, the NRA, the GOP, the GNP... I think you're watching a little too much CNN... MSNBC. Whatever.
Wait till 2016, kid. By then you’ll be old enough to vote. Be careful!