Grand Avenue by Mike Thompson for November 17, 1999
Transcript:
Hey Mr. D! You know that pretty, new third-grade teacher, Mrs. D'Angelo? Yes. I overheard her today tell another teachers thinks your new goatee is cute. She said she thinks my goatee is cute, huh? Mr. D... You're I wonder if she's seeing anyone. I wonder if my mother would like her. I wonder if she wants kids... Mr. D., You don't get out much, do you?
No. I spend all my time with children.