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Michael: Look at you sitting up there on your perch. I'd love to have your job!
Lifeguard: Yeah, watching over crying, screaming, misbehaving kids is a real blast.
Michael: So your job isn't as glamorous as it seems.
Lifeguard: Think aquatic babysitting.
My son is a lifeguard this summer, and today it’s 70° and windy. There’s not a soul there, but he has to sit there freezing his butt off.
But on hot days, he’d agree with this guy — it’s babysitting, with the potential for serious bodily harm.