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Michael: What exactly is the job of a lifeguard?
Lifeguard: To watch you constantly and blow the whistle on you when you do something wrong.
Michael: You've got competition.
Actually, she said it wrong. She should have said, “To watch you constantly and blow the whistle on you when you do something fun.”