Grand Avenue by Mike Thompson for February 01, 2014
January 31, 2014
February 02, 2014
Transcript:
Groundhog Day is coming! Oh, please a critter predicting the weather? A small, furry animal isn't capable of performing amazing feats. Seriously. It's not like he's the Easter Bunny. True that.
The whole groundhog myth has been ultra-sanitized anyway, considering that the German immigrants who brought the practice with them actually killed the animal and read its entrails for omens before cooking and eating it.