Grand Avenue by Mike Thompson for May 18, 2016
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Transcript:
Gabby: I wonder what it would be like if the world were overrun by zombies. Michael: No need to wonder.
The phone zombies are multiplying. Every day I see more and more of them stumbling around, totally oblivious to their surroundings. They can’t perform a simple task without consulting some silly phone app. They expect instant gratification without lifting a finger.
The average I.Q. is slowly dropping because they have become too dependent on these electronic crutches. That’s why I refer to these gadgets as “StupidPhones.” They don’t make anyone smarter, as evidenced by increased incidents of walking into traffic, falling down steps and off cliffs.
It’s the beginning of the downfall of civilization.