Heart of the City by Steenz for December 17, 2013
December 16, 2013
December 18, 2013
Transcript:
Heart: This ain't working, Dean....nobody's buying Mrs. Angelini's Christmas cookies! We're going to have to use the oldest trick in the book! Dean: Prostitution? Heart: No, dumbo! Free samples! We have to get the people to bite by giving them-- Heart: Prostituion?! Dean: No, see, you said "oldest trick," and I Was thinking "oldest profession"...forget it! Dumb mistake!
Templo S.U.D. almost 11 years ago
Heart and Dean are WAY too young to be prostitutes!!!
mdcdjg2008 almost 11 years ago
He’s thinking like a pimp and she’s thinking like a drug dealer what’s really going on here.
Miny Boy almost 11 years ago
Things are now getting creepy….
comic4matt almost 11 years ago
How do they even know what prostution means?
sjsczurek almost 11 years ago
This kind of thing belongs, maybe, in “Lio.” Not in this strip.
YatInExile almost 11 years ago
Isn’t “trick” slang for … ? Yes, it is.
And “dumb mistake” is right!
nobrandheroes Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Guys, clever 10 year olds are going to know what prostitution is.
percenez almost 11 years ago
yeah, definitely out of character and in bad taste.
Comic Minister Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Why would you say that Dean?!!
repsherr almost 11 years ago
I see One Million Moms has already arrived on the scene. :-/
cosman almost 11 years ago
Actually, the emperor’s hand signal to dispatch the vanquished opponent is a thumbs up., down was to signal mercy.. movies did it the other way around because it made for better visual drama.
kenwarnerfordictator almost 11 years ago
VERY dumb mistake! This is not the sort of joke your fans expect of you, Mark. Very disappointing.
REALDEAN almost 11 years ago
Something tells me Dean figured out how to get around the safe search on his mom’s computer…
BillJ-MN almost 11 years ago
I first cringed when I saw Heart saying “ain’t.” Then it went downhill from there.
JCDaly almost 11 years ago
Some of you are wound way too tightly
JCDaly almost 11 years ago
But what is “Gning”? (2nd panel, 2nd to last word)
Boots at the Boar Premium Member almost 11 years ago
I haven’t laughed this hard at a heart of the city strip in a long time. 4 thumbs up!!!!!111one
TMO1 Premium Member almost 11 years ago
When I saw this one in my inbox, I was totally stunned that got by the editors. Inappropriate for these characters, for sure.
Decepticomic over 3 years ago
“Dumb mistake” doesn’t cover it.