Heart: Look what I got yesterday, mom....a full size candy bar! Heart: not party size! not fun size! Not snack size! Honest to goodness full size! Mom: So you going to eat it or what? Heart: Eat it?! I'm going to frame it!
Then you better keep it in the refrigerator. My cousin has a chocolate bunny from 8 Easters ago in the refrigerator. In fact, it’s still there today. Still wrapped in foil.
My parents used to give out full size Hershey Bars. Most popular house in the neighborhood. We went to WinCo and bought bulk this year. That way anything left over is a favorite. We have a small bowl of stuff we will actually eat.
Today’s chocolate can be framed and allowed to slowly turn whitish with what is called a “bloom” what with all the preservatives in it. I have proof too. I just found a box of brandy filled nuggets in my mother’s dresser. She moved in with us three years ago. Upon opening, I discovered that the chocolates are perfectly white, while the brandy has completely evaporated. It still smells fine. I’ll use them up when I make banana chocolate muffins.
Templo S.U.D. about 7 years ago
Well, don’t go bawling to Mom when the indoor temperature (buy not touching the thermostat) starts to melt it.
Lyons Group, Inc. about 7 years ago
Then you better keep it in the refrigerator. My cousin has a chocolate bunny from 8 Easters ago in the refrigerator. In fact, it’s still there today. Still wrapped in foil.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member about 7 years ago
Save the best for last!
Ermine Notyours about 7 years ago
“Chocolish”? Must be a combination of chocolate and licorice. If it were fake chocolate, it would be called “Choco-ish”.
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member about 7 years ago
My parents used to give out full size Hershey Bars. Most popular house in the neighborhood. We went to WinCo and bought bulk this year. That way anything left over is a favorite. We have a small bowl of stuff we will actually eat.
JennyJenkins about 7 years ago
Today’s chocolate can be framed and allowed to slowly turn whitish with what is called a “bloom” what with all the preservatives in it. I have proof too. I just found a box of brandy filled nuggets in my mother’s dresser. She moved in with us three years ago. Upon opening, I discovered that the chocolates are perfectly white, while the brandy has completely evaporated. It still smells fine. I’ll use them up when I make banana chocolate muffins.
sjsczurek about 7 years ago
I remember when those full-size bars cost 10 cents.
Decepticomic over 3 years ago
Life’s pretty boring, ain’t it?