Heathcliff by Peter Gallagher for October 23, 2022

“Partial” Arts.

Heathcliff was almost taken out. But he flew back in and won the match.

Tae Kwan Do taken down by Sumo.

The “tae kwon do” is no use against a cat that “takes one donut” after another…

Everybody tae kwon do fighting

And they was fast as lightning

Oh-ho-ho-hooo… Oh-ho-ho-hooo…

Heathcliff proves them kung fu kwon dos cannot beats wrestling moves.

“Humor does not exist in this dojo, does it?” “No, sensei!”

Just shows that immense physical force beats supreme martial arts skills every time, despite what fiction tells us time and again…

“Quick guys get tired, big guys don’t shrink”.

at least the mouse put up quite a fight before he went down.

The bigger they are, the harder they fall…just don’t be standing under them when they do.

If the mouse had taken Kung Fu Heathcliff would never had gotten back up

Everybody brings martial arts to a gun/gut fight.

Glad heathcliff won in the end

For a second, I thought Heathcliff was going to get karma for all the times that he chased after and caught the mice.

Good for you, Heathcliff. Stop the observation of lessons before they get around.

Master Spilinter begins!

So educational buildings have light blue instead of pink letters. And this is unusual: only the first letter of each word is capitalized.