Heathcliff by Peter Gallagher for July 02, 2023

A couple of heavy duty “loinsbackers”.

Never could believe the things you do Heathie,

Never could believe the way you are.

Every day I bless the day that you got through to me,

‘Cause kitty, I believe that you’re a racing star.

Everyone’s a winner, baby, that’s the truth (yes, the truth)

Eating ham and beef is such a thrill.

Everyone’s a winner, baby, that’s no lie (yes, no lie)

A race’s taste never fails to satisfy (satisfy)

Where’s Muttley and Dick Dastardly when you need them?

Ham seems the winningest.

Ham beats Beef, and Soup must be looking to get signed by the Milwaukee Bucks.

Ham car VS. beef car.

Ah yes finally. HELMETS! But wait, no robots. Alas! :-(

Can’t believe Robot Week is over without a trip to the Nude Robot Beach.

Food!

Appropriate that a cat name Soup dribbles

I guess PORK & FISH didn’t qualify. Also, for the holiday, I thought there might be something with fireworks. But fireworks and Heathcliff would not go together…safely, anyway.

soup is such a good name for a cat

I choose beef