Heathcliff by Peter Gallagher for May 11, 2024

Try some “Soylent” Sauce on your food for increased stamina.

I’ve heard that’s true.

Evidently, being funny is likewise a challenge.

Thus endeth Green Week—-Come back Monday for six days of ham cars.

does heathcliff like green eggs and ham ?

What’s so green about dumping garbage in the street?

Ending “Green Week” with the semi-regular alien as opposed to the Great Gazoo? Yawn.

No, it’s not.

What‽ No Riddler‽

Home run

Something what Kermit the Frog would says. Heathcliff probably thinks it would be much easier being orange.

Aha. Just what the alien astronut theorists had always suspected about the green week.