Herb and Jamaal by Stephen Bentley for August 10, 2020

Or, as they say in Maryland, pretend you’ve just eaten hard crabs, loaded with Old Bay, and now you need to take out your contact lenses.

Or after putting a pepper suet out for the birds.

Man, that heating rub is rough stuff — it turned his tongue white.

Or cutting jalapenos (forgot about that in the wake of hearing about so many hotter peppers over the last couple decades).